What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

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What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

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Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

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What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

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If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

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Adam Sandler.

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Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

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How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

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Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

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A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

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What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

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Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

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Women's sports.

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Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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