What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

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Christopher Walken to a bar.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Knock knock Who's there? What.

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Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

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Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

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Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

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why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

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What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

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What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

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What is a question?

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

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A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

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What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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