why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table? Many things, really. Beginning with simple structural features such as the number of legs, of which there happen to be four on a generic picnic table, and two on a human being. One might observe that a typical african american male is between 5'8" and 6'2" in total length, whereas a picnic table, being made to support 6-8 people will generally be slightly longer. A black guy will generally be pictured standing upright. A picnic table is usually horizontally laid out upon a flat surface. The former is living or dead, the latter is usually nonliving, processed wood or metal. The former may move about from day to day of its own accord, the latter is completely stationary, and indeed very difficult to relocate, etc.

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What does a mexican do when he gets lost in the woods? He does his best to find food, shelter, and water until a search and rescue operation finds him.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Rob Bell

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Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

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Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

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what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

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What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

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why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

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I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

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What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

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What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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