- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

Romney 2012

Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

Hands women baby Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

What is brown and sticky?

42.

What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

why did the chicken cross the road Why not

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

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