Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

Knock, knock. Come in!

potato farming

I have read the Terms of Service.

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

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What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

A man farted. Another man walked away.

What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

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