- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

World peace

Why was the man so unhappy. he died

Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

women's rights.

Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

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