- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

whats the difference between a battery and a charger

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

whats pale and white your ass.

What is next?

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

What iz stupid? Hibiyav

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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