Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

How do u shit With ur ass

Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

Penis!

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

I cant think of one (._. )

theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

Why did the asian die? he was driving

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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