What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

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You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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Whats 0+0 0

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man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? Here is the answer: A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? Here, in this case, with design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process. ------ Nothing to see here, end of the joke. :)

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Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

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My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

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Knock knock (No one is home)

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

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Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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Womens rights

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what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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