Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

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What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

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Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

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What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

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Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

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So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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minced oaths

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Amputations.

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What do you call a former pope. Dead!

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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ps3

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what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

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Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

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Hellen Keller

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Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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