What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

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Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

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What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

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A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

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Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

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What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

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What's cold and icy? Ice

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

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can't wait until the baby boomers die

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What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

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The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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