You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

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A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Ancient Greeks rights

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solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

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What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

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Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

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I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

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well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

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a black father

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Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

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What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

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What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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