A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

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Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

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Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

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Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

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Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

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What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

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what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

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Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

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why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

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What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

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JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

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