- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

A fat boy walked into a party

What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

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