Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

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Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

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really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

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What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

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Looks through the peephole.

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why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

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What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

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There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

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Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

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A man walks into a bar.

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Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

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I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

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Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

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Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

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viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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