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Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

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Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

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Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

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Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

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why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

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My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

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How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

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what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

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Christopher Walken to a bar.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

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