Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

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What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

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How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

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A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

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Compton

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Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

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Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

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What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

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Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

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roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

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How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

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Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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A Banana wrote this...

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Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

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BOOBIES!!!!!!!

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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