Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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GUYS! I GOT AN A IN MY PIANO EXAM!!!!!

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Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

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What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

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why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

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Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

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Knock, Knock! Who's There? Your neighbor, I found your lost cat! Oh thanks!

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My butt!!!!

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What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

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What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

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What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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