Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

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what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

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what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

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My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

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There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

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I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

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Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

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you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

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What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

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Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

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A: Knock knock. B: <>

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

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The WNBA.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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