Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

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The Holocaust

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Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

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What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

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BWAT

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Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

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What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

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How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

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What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

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why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

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Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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