A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

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What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

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What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

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How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

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A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

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What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

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Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

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whats the difference between a battery and a charger

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

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How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

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anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

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Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

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call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

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Chayton

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- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

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jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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