- Anti Joke

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first