- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

A 36 year old Canadian woman.

When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

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