boobs

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What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

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What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

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So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

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What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

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What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

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Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

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If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

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So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

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How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

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what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

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What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

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womens rights

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

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Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

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Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

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Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho!" Asain Santa Claus, "Hohohohohohohoho!" Pedophile Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho! Come and sit on my lap children!" Dyslexic Santa Claus, "Oh oh oh! Merry Shitcrams!" Narcopleptic Santa Claus, "Ho ho..." *snores*. Black Santa Claus, well, I wouldn't like the idea of a black fat guy breaking into my house, eating my cookies, drinking my milk, and leaving presents under my tree. Would you?

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why did the chicken cross the road Why not

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Christopher Walken to a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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