- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

My mom.

That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

What iz stupid? Hibiyav

Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

A man walks into a bar. He says ow

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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