Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

Asians

Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

T-Dog scare me

What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

antijokes

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

I'm gay.

How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

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