What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

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A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

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Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

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Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

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Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was disowned by his family due to his drug addiction and had nowhere else to go.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

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Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

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Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

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Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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