What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

123 Main street

Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

Lebron Traveled

Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

Anti Joke

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