Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

What is worse than hell?

What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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