- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

Looks through the peephole.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

What sucks?

Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

Knock, knock. Come in.......

How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

Q: What's the point? A: .

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

Three blondes walk into a community college.

How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

Knock knock whos there punctuation

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