- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

What sucks?

Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

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What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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