An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

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Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

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what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

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What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

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How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

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Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

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Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

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A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

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Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

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The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

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what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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