What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

8=D

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Snooki want smoosh smoosh

Adam gives a new view of roid rage

A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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