1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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Your Mom

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chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

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What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

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What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

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The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

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Chuck Norris

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What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

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A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

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A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

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How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

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a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

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What's worse than death? Not a lot!

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What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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i'm not gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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