I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

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Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

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how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

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Agricultural production fell significantly.

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Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

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What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

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When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

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First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

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What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

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Whats 9 + 10? 19

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A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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