Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

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Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

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How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

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Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

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Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

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Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

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who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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A: Knock knock. B: <>

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Canada's army

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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I'm taken

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Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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Anti Joke

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