What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

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When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

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Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

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A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

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why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

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Looks through the peephole.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

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How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

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Roses are red Violets are penis

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

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Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

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Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

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What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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i dislike sack in my mouth

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The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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