What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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co jo kurwa tocza?

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OGC - tilt your head

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

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A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

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How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

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2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Knock Knock Dude there is no door

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

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What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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Ham sandwich

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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Anti Joke

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