-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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"Hello." "Hi."

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What's the difference between a cow and a purple sweater? They're both purple Besides the cow

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Multiple Personalities So do I Me to Don't forget about me!

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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Obama

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

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Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

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Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

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What's worse than falling on concrete? Being eaten by futuristic mutant trees in a volcano

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

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what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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