What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

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Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

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What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

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What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

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Nobody cares.

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What abou three times

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A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

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a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

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A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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boobs

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why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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