What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

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What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

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How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

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Penis-Pump

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Derpy Hooves is retarded.

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An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

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Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

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save water shower with friends

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A woman goes into a butchers with her baby. She says "I live a few doors down and my scales are broken, do you mind weighing my son?" The butcher takes the boy away and a short while later returns holding a dripping bag. "He's 17lbs two ounces" he informs her, as his colleague brings the boy to the counter safe and well.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

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One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

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What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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