Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

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Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

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Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

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Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

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1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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Knock knock (No one is home)

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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