How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

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Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

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Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

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A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

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A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

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What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

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Patrick is gay

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What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

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a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

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How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

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Bin Laden comes out of a cave

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What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

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What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

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roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

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Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

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josh roberts you speccy cuunt

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Blonde Entrepeneurs

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Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

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How do you kill a black guy With a gun

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Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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