- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

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What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

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Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

What's cold and icy? Ice

Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

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