Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

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What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

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cory is gay

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

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What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

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Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

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Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

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slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

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What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

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