A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

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Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

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Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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i love antijokes

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antijokes

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why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

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Wats a joke?

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

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Jesus was nailed to the cross by Roman guards... His disciples were kept behind a line of guards and they could not hear Jesus speak. They can see he was saying something, so they had to get closer to hear what he was saying. John dodged a guard and ran towards Jesus, but a guard cut his leg off with a sword... Peter ran for it and got past John but another guard cut off one of his legs... Matthew saw this opportunity to dodge both guards and jets past both John and Peter and gets to the foot of the cross... Jesus looks down at Matthew and says, "Matthew.... I can see your house from here!"

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Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

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Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

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Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

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imadewords

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A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

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What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

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knock knock. whos there?(haha ive never made my own joke before) Nick Nick who? Nick Saghir Oh, come in. Would you like some cookies?

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Whats White and sticky? Semen

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A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

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what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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