- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:sob

Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

Sex. That is all.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^44jffdGHFYI

I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

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