- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

What's white and very boney? A bone

A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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How did the blond die? Substance abuse

There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

How do you fix America's national security issues? Nuke russia

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

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