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why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

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Paul Dylan King!

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What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

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BWAT

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Agricultural production fell significantly.

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Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

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Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

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Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

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Nobody cares.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

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Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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What's worse than falling on concrete? Being eaten by futuristic mutant trees in a volcano

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

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How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

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a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

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Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

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Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

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Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

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What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

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Anti Joke

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