Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

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what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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c+t+c?

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

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The WNBA.

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A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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monkey sponge

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what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

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how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

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Anti Joke

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