- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

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