-When is a door not a door? -Never

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What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

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Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

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what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

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Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

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whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

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Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

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Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

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John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

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Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

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How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

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What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

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If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

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What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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whats white and gooy liguid goop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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