where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

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Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

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What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

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This site is easy to upload to...

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What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

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Knock knock What

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What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

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Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Ha

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A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

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A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Jake Bowar

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ugh good riddance

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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A man walks into a bar. We see him as he approaches the register wearing a dark hoody. The surveillance camera seen here catches a glimpse of the man's face appearing to be a white male with mustache and beard. As you can see the man opens the register and takes the money before the bartender can get to him. If you have any information about this crime please call crime stoppers at 1-800-GET-HELP. In other news, the DOW JONES reached a record high today as investors in China begin working on keeping the economy from plundering.

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Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

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How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

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