- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

Why didn't the blonde laugh at my blonde joke? She's dead. She should of laughed at my jokes more.

Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

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Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

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