- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

-Knock knock -Go away -Breaks door and shoots

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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