Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Dick spice

thumb_up thumb_down +28

What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

thumb_up thumb_down +26

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

thumb_up thumb_down +26

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

thumb_up thumb_down +26

A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

thumb_up thumb_down +26

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

A fat boy walked into a party

thumb_up thumb_down +24

whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

A jew go out of a bar

thumb_up thumb_down +24

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

thumb_up thumb_down +22

A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

thumb_up thumb_down +22

What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops