Poop

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What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

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If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

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Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

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Blonde Entrepeneurs

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Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

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Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

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Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

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There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

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Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

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Your mother

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What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

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knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

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why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

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When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

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how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

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Two women were sitting together, quietly.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

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I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

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A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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