- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

Homework.

why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

The 13th Amendment...

whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

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