Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

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weiner? balls

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Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

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Six million.

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There was once a simple man. His life was far from what could be described as extravagant, living alone in a dingy apartment full of leaking taps and insects and lacking a working refrigerator. He wasn't an ungrateful man but he often wondered why life was cruel to him and prayed every night for something magical to happen, whether it be a brand new life, or even something simple like a new fridge. One fateful late afternoon as he staggered along the dim backstreet, partially crippled and pained from his standard day of labour, he came across a brass lamp just laying in the street. Glancing around, the man bent down to pick it up, knowing very well the story of the genie in the lamp having just watched Aladdin the previous night. Peering into its dull surface, he saw eyes staring back at him, eyes he didn't recognise. Anxiously, he ran his hands over the surface of the lamp, feeling the coolness of the metal on his rough blistered hands. But nothing happened! Disappointed but desperate for his dreams to be fulfilled, the man frantically shook the lamp, tears streaming down his face, wonder how life could be so cruel. Then a fridge fell out of the lamp and crushed him and he died the end.

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The penn state football administration

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A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

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how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

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whats stupid and gay all of my friends

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The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

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What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

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What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

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What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

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A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

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whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

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Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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