- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

A man is about to rape a girl. Before penetration he carefully and correctly applies a condom as he practices safe sex and is not yet ready to father a child.

Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

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What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

What is 2+2? 4!

A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

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