- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

don't look behind you

Nice weather we're having.

did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

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