- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

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Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

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