- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

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