I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

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Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

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What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

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Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

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My mom caught me masturbating.

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What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Whats White and sticky? Semen

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

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Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

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what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

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roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

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A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

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Roses are red Violets are penis

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What's funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

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8===========D O:

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What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

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Anti Joke

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