Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

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What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

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my namew is jd

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A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

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What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

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Yeah, just went for more ice, its hot as hell here, and yeah its the weather, I dont mind you using valium, is that the same as Xanax? My mum uses it sometimes, she is afraid of heights and well, has to fly a lot so its complicated, if you dont mind, I have always wanted to know more about you so shall we?

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

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Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

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knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

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What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

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A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

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What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

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How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

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What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

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Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

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What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

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Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

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What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

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Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

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How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

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