- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

I'm a like whore

what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

Good boy

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I LOVE YOUR MOMA CAUSE SHE STINKS OF POO :) BY VICKY CASSIDY, RENATA SZABO, ELLA AND HEIDI MCMILLAN

whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

how do you drown a blonde? strategically place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a swimming pool (or just a regular sticker because, quite honestly, they won't be able to tell the difference as the water fills their lungs)

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