- Anti Joke

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.