- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Hey, look under there! Under what?

What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

YOLO MAH BROLO

Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

oh hiya come in

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

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