Joe Biden

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Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

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How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

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Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

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Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

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Reed is poopin

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hello

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What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

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whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

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I went river dancing once. I fell in

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3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

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whats the best thing about polio...death

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg because if a chicken came first then that means chickens magically appeared. Eggs however may change over time through evolution by a common ancestor because after millions of years of hatching, it slowly mutated by natural selection and became to what is now known as the domestic chicken. (Applause)

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Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

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http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=341666429240797&set=a.102107073196735.4429.102099916530784&type=1&theater

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she wasn't 18

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what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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