Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

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If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

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Thank you for booking with Anti-Joke Travel Agency. Here is your trip itinerary: 1. Your toilet

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

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what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

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A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

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Why did the coconut fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

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What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

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What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

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Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

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The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

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what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

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A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

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whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

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What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

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A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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