Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side

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A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

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What will you never see? A white guy that camp jump.

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why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

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a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

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Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

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How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

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How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

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What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

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what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

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Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

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What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

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Sarah Palin, George Bush Jr and Glenn Beck are having a massive orgy with an illegal mexican immigrant, a member of the NAACP and an empathetic selfless homosexual democrat...no condoms were used because only felatio and cunilingus was being performed...

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?ti saw won troffe eht htrow t'nsaw yllaer siht

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

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*knock knock "there's a door bell"

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Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

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A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

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So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

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What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

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Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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