A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

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What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

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What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

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OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

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Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

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what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

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Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

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Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

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What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

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Your Mom.

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What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

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whats 2+2? 4

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Do you know your videogames? Test your might!: Getal Sear Molid = Metal Gear Solid. Do you get these though? Combatfrogs. Mechapoliceofficer vs The Enders. Outdoor battlers: Second encounter, speedy version. Above Average Luciano Siblings. Area of the Beginners (if you get this one u are epik!) Monkey D0ng (not so epik :P) G-one (pretty good if you get this one too) Lethal Fighting. (LETHAL FIGHTING!!!) Exploder Guy (kudos if you get it) Requirement for velocity (lol) Weeds vs the Frankensteins (decent) So how many did you get? Check the comment section for the answers.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

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What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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