- Anti Joke

A brick bent down to suck my flapjack, Then he got stuck, oh what the unpleasant, This angered the brick, he lay on the grass, he shoved a stick straight up his bellybutton.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.