- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

peter charastabopouloulous

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

Dancing Potatoe!

What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

It's long!

Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

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