- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

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whats water and frozen? an ice cube

What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

Girls Basketball.

Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

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