- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

Why did the baby die? Abortion

Hey I just meet you And this is crazy I took bath salts Your face looks tasty

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

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