How high is a Chinaman

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what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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Michal j. fox has Parkinsons disease. He is tired of losing at jenga

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A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

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How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

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Knock knock Who's there? Your friend Jim Oh hello Jim, please come in it is very nice to see you this fine evening.

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Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

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What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

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Knock knock Who's there? Rick Rick who? Your wife's boss. I regret to inform you that your wife has sustained a injury on the job and she is in intensive care... I also regret to inform you that your insurance doesn't cover the injury

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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What's worse than finding out you have aids? Nothing. Actually I lied. It would suck being an illegal immigrant.

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Man: Guess what! Other man: What? Man: Chicken butt

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There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

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man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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