- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

The Braves win the N.L. east

Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

I am on a escalator.

Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

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