A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

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Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

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How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

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Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

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What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

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Dear crush, I want to drink you

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69

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Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

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How many carrots can you fit in a truck Depends who's driving

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Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

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Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

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Women.

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Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

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how do you fall off a building? you trip.

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What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

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A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

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Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

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The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

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Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

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Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

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A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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