knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

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why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

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what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

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A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

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A) Knock Knock. B) Who's There? A) Me. B) Oh, well I'm in the shower, just give me five minutes. A) OK, I'll wait in the kitchen, is it cool if I heat up a hot pocket? B) Yeah sure, just not the pepperoni one, I only have one left and I was saving it for lunch. A) Alright.

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There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

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There was this guy who walked in the bar with one shoe. The bartender asks what happened. The man said the shoe didn't fit. So the bartender ask where is the other shoe. The man said he threw it away. The bartender looks in the trashcan and sure enough he sees his other shoe. The bartender says "This is the same size as your other shoe. Why are you wearing one shoe?" The man says "I'm just playing a prank on you. There's a hidden camera over there and over there. Is it okay if I can put you on YouTube?" and the bartender says "No."

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A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

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What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

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Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

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Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

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What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

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