Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

Obama

Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

Cold camel scrotum.

A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

Where's my tractor?

what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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