- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

A snake walks into a bar

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

Poop

What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

What is red and tastes like parsley? Red Parsley

Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

this girl died

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How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a woman.

What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

Iggy Azalea

Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

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