- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

An Irishman walks out of a bar...

why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

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knock knock come in

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

What's big and fat? An obese man.

(Family sat down at table) Child goes to start a story - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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