- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

#scabbers

What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

involved parents.

Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

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