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What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

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Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

69. Yeah- that's my street address.

Seth stock has a large penis

What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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