- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

What is brown and sticky? Poop

What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

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