Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

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A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

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A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

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What do you call a fat guy falling down stairs Japan suffering.

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What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

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they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

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What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

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My mom caught me masturbating.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

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Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

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what happened to your gran you tell me

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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Did the Chicken cross the road? No the road moved the chicken across.

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Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

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Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog. Instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

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Knock knock Who's there? Rick Rick who? Your wife's boss. I regret to inform you that your wife has sustained a injury on the job and she is in intensive care... I also regret to inform you that your insurance doesn't cover the injury

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John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

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Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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